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Comedian Myq Kaplan

Myq Kaplan is a comedian named Myq Kaplan (pronounced “Mike”). He is a 2010 Last Comic Standing Finalist and has appeared on the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, the Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central Presents, and all the other places he’s been. You can listen to Myq’s podcast, Hang Out With Me, on the Keith and The Girl network. His debut CD, Vegan Mind Meld, was one of iTunes’ top ten best-selling comedy albums in 2010, followed by Meat Robot in 2013 and his one-hour Netflix special Small Dork and Handsome in 2014.

The Comedians magazine calls him “a comedy machine, in the best possible way. the way that some machines vend soda or prevent other machines from killing future revolutionaries – that’s how Myq Kaplan does comedy: relentlessly, methodically, unblinkingly.”

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Check Out Myq’s Newest Album – Small, Dork and Handsome



The Spit Take
“bizarre, crazy, heady, priceless stuff”

The Laugh Button
“whip-smart wordplay and rapid-fire delivery”

“Myq Kaplan’s ‘Small, Dork and Handsome’ is a win for comedy fans, vegans, America… and for him”

“Small, Dork and Handsome stands strong among Kaplan’s other releases, carrying all the delight ofVegan Mind Meld (2010) and Meat Robot (2013); however, what appears different is the heavy amount of growth and conviction that one year of honing your craft can do for an artist. This is not to say that his other releases were taken as subpar in any way, but the comedian’s undeniable development in such a brief amount of time is rather fascinating. In short, what I’m saying is the 2014 release is undoubtedly his strongest yet.”

Under the Gun Review
“One of my favorite aspects of Myq Kaplan is how utterly intelligent his material is, while at the same time possessing a delightful silliness to it.”

“Kaplan never falters, not even when he’s off and running on a seemingly silly tangent. There is always a greater plan in store, and before you know it, Kaplan’s brought you full circle, leaving you almost awestruck.”

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Watch Myq Kaplan: Small, Dork and Handsome Online


Check Out Myq’s Previous Albums


Meat Robot


Myq’s latest album, Meat Robot, released June 11!

Meat Robot finds Kaplan delving into his grandmother’s attempts to make grammar fun, how to avoid being axe-murdered and his love for fake meat names. The fast-paced, side-splitting stand-up album also finds the comedian touching topics like “Open Relationships and Tigers,” “Chuck Norris and Owls,” and “Super Mario and Will Smith.”


Vegan Mind Meld

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Religious Fiction (Track 3)

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Ducks and Vegetarianism (Track 5)

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