Many comedians have written many jokes.
(Probably the things include verbs as well.)
City Paper in Philadelphia wrote this.
This article was intended to get people out to the shows in Philly last week, so if you read it then and it worked, hurrah!
And if you’re just reading it now and sad that you don’t have a time machine, it’s okay because it’s still a nice article.
Brandeis Magazine wrote this.
This article won’t make you feel bad about lacking sci-fi technology, I think. Enjoy!
A human being has written an article about myths and misconceptions of veganism.
One of them is about vegans being funny. Or not being funny.