A New/Sick Video (short for “a new music video”)
Watch! Listen! Not loudly around people who don’t like swears! Use earphones! Laugh! Make people jealous! You know
something they don’t! But also you can tell them! If they’re age- and attitude-appropriate! When will I stop using
so many exclamation points and just let you watch!*
* (That last one should have been a question mark!)