" is it just me?"
-- a comedian in the past, when an audience didn't respond,
or anyone in the present, asking a valid existential question
just read that walmart has seen increases in sales of tops but no correlating sales of bottoms.
people are no longer buying pants.
which means they are taking the stay-at-home directives seriously!
or they are going out without pants and that is TWO problems now.
this article is beautiful. thanks for sharing, Max.
read a beautiful article, everyone.
It's almost impossible to overstate how hilarious, kind, and influential @EugeneMirman is. Three generations of comedians owe him a giant debt. @zinoman wrote an excellent article about him. https://nyti.ms/39TaDg1
"how are you holding up"
"holding up like a bandit"
"bandits are always holding up places, like banks and stage coaches"
"also i'm wear a bandana, like a bandit"
"also give me all your money right now"
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