just learned that

CBD

stands for

CannaBis o'Douls

“what are we going to do today brain?”

“the same thing we do every day pinky: argue with folks on the internet hoping they’ll change, until we realize that change must come from within, or until we realize we can stop arguing (which is a change, arguably)”

*pinky is asleep*

what’s your favorite aquatic western?

mine’s got to be Butch Manatee and the Sundance Squid.

“what have you been working on during the pandemic?”

“oh, you know, just growing out one eyebrow hair to unimaginable ridiculous lengths”