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My Friend Joe Karg Painted Me, See? Happy All-the-Days!

Joe Karg painting of Myq (me)


Houston! We have a non-problem! (It’s an interview! Prior to my coming to Houston!)

houston! we have a non-problem!

i’ve been interviewed by your free press, in advance of my show in your fine town on monday december 14th.

also, everyone who’s NOT in houston, you can read it too. the words should be informative and entertaining enough regardless of geography.
to anyone who’s neither in houston NOR not in houston, congratulations! you’re a quantum faction! or a quantum fiction! or a fiction faction!

Words of the Years! A new podcast with Zach Sherwin and me! And words! And years! (You get it?)

Friends! Fans! Fellow humans! Robots! Non-robots! Clowns! Everyone and everything! An announcement:

Good friend and wonderful comedian rapper Zach Sherwin and I have a new limited podcast series on!

It’s called Words of the Years and it can be heard with your ears (a fun rhyme)!



Today’s Totally Terrific Tantalizingly Tallied Top Ten Tour Tale Topics! Take 16!

Day 16: To rove ‘er? Tour over!
1) Recorded a web video and podcast with Emily Moran Barwick of Bite Size Vegan ( and her dog (her on purpose, her dog incidentally). Look/listen for those soon!
2) Bought some used books and a soon-to-be-used Peruvian shirt at some fun Northampton shops.
3) Ate some delicious food at BELA Vegetarian Restaurant. You better BELA-ieve it! (What’s the difference between “you better believe it” and “you’d best believe it”? Is “best” better than “better”? Both seem good. Or better than good.)
4) Drove to Latham, NY for the final show of the tour! Checked into our suite, which was bigger than many apartments. Two bedrooms, a jacuzzi, one bed so tall it came with stairs that were also drawers, the list goes on! (Or stops there, actually.)
5) Did the final wonderful show with super host Greg Aidala, funny friends Brendan Fitzgibbons and Lance Weiss of “Gandhi Is That You” (an awesome show that happens every Wednesday in both NYC and LA), and more!
6) Went out for dessert with cousins who lived in the area. For dessert, I had a veggie burger. I DON’T KNOW WHAT “DESSERT” MEANS. IT MEANS, ALREADY ATE DINNER AND NOW IS OTHER FOOD, RIGHT?
7) Went back to the sweet suite and had some sweet sweets. Double and triple dessert! Ate dinner leftovers, and then finished off the chocolates we’d gotten earlier (chocolates we’d… different than weed chocolates).
9) Slept. Woke. Drove home to NYC. Are there now. TOUR OVER!
10) Final tour rhymin’ for Kasey ‘pon arrivin’ for life in New York:

“brooklyn. now we are hooked in. soon for a new place we’ll brook to be lookin’. (maybe that usage of “brook” is mistooken.) just bought some food that we’re soon to be cookin’. you are unpacking your clothes and your books in a nook in a home that’s my own and yours too, kin. you are my family, one i love smoochin’, right on your face on your lips or your cute chin, and all down your body, your knees and your two shins, your feet in your boots or your shoes than you’re choosin’. you’re food for my thought or emotion i’m chewin’. i love to do me the way you do you-doin’. we’re headed away from all ruing and ruin, no coming unglued or unscrewed, no contusions/confusion/abuse, this caboose is choo-chooin’, as blessed as whenever someone is achooin’, the best, so for you here’s this wooin’ and cooin’, i can’t be subdued or uprooted, so i hope you’re amused as we’re fused in communion, i mean, in calm union, as much as we’re choosin’ to fuse, a calm fusion, a nice warmed up stew in a pot that we’re brewin’, all yayin’ no booin’, we’re stayin’ and movin’, my babe, you’re all moved in, so welcome to home in this york that you’re new in.”


Today’s Totally Terrific Tantalizingly Tallied Top Ten Tour Tale Topics! Take 15

Day 15: Heart-ford!
1) Left NYC for the final leg of this tour! Picked up Shaun Eli along the way to Hartford.
2) Arrived at Infinity Hall in Hartford. A lovely venue! Big nice green room! With green apples! (Not sure if the apples were meant to match the room in color, but nice attention to detail if so.)
3) Did a super fun show with Shaun and other wonderful fun great comics Carmen Lynch and Ted Alexandro. Check them out, everyone! Ted has a wonderful web series called “Teachers Lounge.” (Which is a complete sentence with no apostrophe. Teachers DO lounge sometimes.)
4) Several old friends were at the show. One woman was there who had been a resident in the house I was an RA for in grad school. Rad! A+! RA. Rad. Grad. Letters! Words! Sweaters! Lord!
5) My friend Elyse from high school was also at the show, and after the show, Kasey and I drove to her home where we slept. We met her cats and baby.
6) In the morning, we woke and drove to Northampton. The crosswalks are rainbows! Why aren’t the crosswalks rainbows everywhere! It’s real fun! Also, congratulations to people who are happy about gay marriage and justice and progress and everything there is to be happy about.
7) Ate breakfast at the Green Bean. Didn’t have any green beans. DID have some greens and some beans, so I think that counts. Recommended!
8) Bought some vegan chocolates at Heavenly Chocolate inside Thorn’s in Northampton. Also, the word “thorn” is hidden in the word “Northampton.”
9) Had some tea at Dobra Tea. They have so many more teas than you could possibly try. They’re a tea tease. A TEAse. At ease. WORDS!
10) And in conclusion for now, a rhyme written for Kasey at the aforementioned tea-place (we’re a TEAm… she’s my tea-mate)… in Tea-minus 3… 2… 1…

“we’re in northampton, at a tea place that’s good for campin’ out, doing internet some chores and some other things, whatever comes, that’s our core anthem, sing it loud, drum it like thor’s hammerin’, shall i go on? you: “sure, more yammerin’!” thanks baby, i just adore your glamour and it’s beauty that might make me do more stammerin’ but i power through ’cause i’ve got pure adrenaline flowin’ through me so i can flow more like eminem, with synonyms or antonyms if i need be recantin’ ’em, recountin’ all the things there are to love of you, i’m chantin’ ’em, your countenance? enchanting like a mountain of chrysanthemums, a fountain full of dancing imps, each moment is a chance to win, i can’t begin to finish ’cause there’s only now, we’re in this, every second every minute, all the miles, all the inches, it’s a cinch, no dream, no need to pinch, agree? we’re free, we’re on a constant binge, there’s not a twinge or any hint of things much like a grinch, except for just how big his heart grew at the end, and that, my friend, is nothing that compares to how MY heart for you, i’m adamant, it cannot end, it’s not pretend, my love, constant examinin’ reveals the feels, the real appeal, the wheels that spin, the deals that win, from here in me to where you’re in, right now a tea place, this is THE place, here while we’re northampton-in’…”

Tiny rose tea in Massachusetts.

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