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Myq’s latest album, Meat Robot, released June 11!

Meat Robot finds Kaplan delving into his grandmother’s attempts to make grammar fun, how to avoid being axe-murdered and his love for fake meat names. The fast-paced, side-splitting stand-up album also finds the comedian touching topics like “Open Relationships and Tigers,” “Chuck Norris and Owls,” and “Super Mario and Will Smith.”

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Comedy Reviews

“When it comes to the art of high-speed self-correction, you’d have a hard time finding someone better – and funnier – at it than Myq Kaplan.”

“This is a CD that you can listen to multiple times without it losing any of its original luster. The 4th time through is just as funny as the first and at many instances even funnier.”

“This CD is indeed many funs.”

Freerange Nonfiction
“His humor is elevated, fast paced, and sharp.”

Under the Gun Review
“Proving that there will always be market for intelligent humor, Kaplan’s new CD, “Meat Robot” (Comedy Central Records) will not only have you laughing your bougie ass off, but may also teach you a thing or two.”

“At the end of the day, Myq Kaplan’s “Meat Robot” is the perfect fix for nerds, whether you are a grammar nerd, a math nerd, or just an overall comedy nerd.”

The Smoking Jacket
“Meat Robot” is forty-six minutes of pure, unfiltered funny. Myq’s ability to keep the crowd on his side whilst delivering an endless stream of riffs, quips, and improv (all packed in the middle of his written material) is rather fascinating and remarkable to hear.”
“With a master’s degree in linguistics to complement his blazing-fast wit and skill with wordplay, Kaplan’s sophomore release Meat Robot is a perfect answer to the question ‘What if somebody that’s incredibly smart also realized they’re really, really funny?’”

Stagetime Magazine
“A trustworthy ethos emerges from the mania of bursting and morphing jokes. While much of the set takes place in a silly, relaxed realm, it becomes apparent Kaplan is adeptly carving through the rapids towards the realization that in today’s world, calmness and clarity are not synonymous with stillness. Charged with the vigor of a chaotic inspiration Kaplan presents a type of calamitous order, bombarding himself with semi-serious questions of the time and disarming them with a cheeky intelligence.”

The Onion AV Club
“Kaplan is still a master deconstructionist… can still riff into oblivion…The lightning-fast comedian slows down to let his fans catch up.”
“…extremely funny…extremely odd…very intelligent…unique delivery style.”

America’s Comedy
“Myq Kaplan brings wit and intelligence accompanied by a fast-paced delivery… an air of yuppie meets thug arrogance…”

Showbiz Monkeys
“Myq Kaplan’s Meat Robot is one of the best comedy albums of 2013, so far.”

“Meat Robot, comedian Myq Kaplan’s new album strikes the perfect balance between intelligent observation and down right silliness. It’s a funny, addictive little gem– so dense with material that subsequent listens will undoubtedly be packed with jokes unheard the first time around.”


“Meat Robot” is a work of comic brilliance, one that tests the audience, but pays off on every single joke… Grade: A”


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"Please Be Seated" is the debut music comedy album from comedians Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman. Featuring 22 tracks, "Please Be Seated" is 61 minutes of cerebral, goofy, poignant, irreverent, exuberant, folksy, ridiculous, wordful, improvisational, fun musical comedy with expressive harmonies and good times for listeners. This comedy duo’s music has been described as "the best". Kaplan has done stand-up comedy on Conan, The Tonight Show, The Late Late Show, and Letterman’s Late Show. 2010 was Kaplan’s breakout year as a top 5 finalist on NBC’s "Last Comic Standing" and his very own half hour Comedy Central special premiered. Micah Sherman is an actor, improviser, and sketch comedian who has appeared in films such as "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" and "My Best Friend’s Girl" as well as worked with the prestigious Second City theater in Chicago. Together Myq and Micah form an inspirational musical comedy group that is not safe for work and fun for the whole family.

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"Bop 25" by Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman

Reviews for Please Be Seated

"Please Be Seated is a wonderful example of just how good a comedy team can be. Working together – and off of each other – like they’re reading each other’s minds is Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman, a singing duo who are quite capable of making you laugh whether they’re doing it through song, pre-planned patter, or riffing on a stumbled word or two. I am immediately put in mind of Jason and Randy Sklar." Full Review

"When heard without context, the song "Bop 25" sounds like it belongs on modern Top 40 radio. The track has all the earmarks of a contemporary chart-topper. It’s short and catchy; the vocals in the chorus are auto-tuned; the bridge is drowned in a cacophony of digitized instruments; and, perhaps most tellingly, it’s utterly and profoundly ridiculous.” Full Review

"If you were to describe Please Be Seated, I would probably turn up my nose at first: An album of comedic songs written/performed in an almost Simon and Garfunkel-esque fashion by the oddball duo of Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman. Hmm? I don’t usually seek out comedy songs on my own, with an occasional exception." Full Review


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Stagetime Magazine
“A verbal gymnast, Kaplan shreds the English language into polygons and injects them into your brain with a side of tolerance, human decency, social responsibility, artistic integrity, intellectual ambition, and other manifestations of the atheist-Jew vegetarian agenda.”
“And his jokes are really funny!”
“These are very exciting times for intelligent hilarity.”

Punchline Magazine
“An amalgam of mischief, sarcasm and brains, Myq Kaplan puts the “smart” in smart-ass…
A showman, not a showoff, Kaplan uses his word power for goodness, nay greatness.”

The Serious Comedy Site
“This is clean, smart, adult oriented comedy…
There is a hell of a lot to enjoy on this Myq Kaplan CD and enjoy it you certainly will.”

Boatierra on Twitter
“My Myq Kaplan comedy CD arrived! I just finished listening to it and laughing my ass off!!Holy McMoly, wickedly smart and funny :)”