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My Friend Joe Karg Painted Me, See? Happy All-the-Days!

Joe Karg painting of Myq (me)


Cross-Country Tour Starts This Weekend! CA, AZ, TX, LA, AL, SC, DC, CT, NY!



Pi Chart-Topping Album! (My album is in the top pi albums of the year!)


Thanks to this website and the human behind the robot for naming “Small, Dork, and Handsome” as one of the top three albums of the year!

“Myq Kaplan is fast, smart and calculated. He has released three albums (and a musical comedy album with Micah Sherman which is also very funny), each better than the last. His latest album is whip quick with tons of puns and jokes about time travel, working in a coffee shop, and religion. Myq’s delivery is machine-gun quick to match his wit. Definitely worth listening to a few times over.”

Merry happiness always, everyone!


I was on Late Night and also @Midnight which is also late at night

Late Night with Seth Meyers:


And you can see my most recent @Midnight appearance by clicking here!


Killing Machine vs. Robot!

I was asked to write jokes and go up against a robot who also was asked to write jokes.

Here is an article that talks about it.

Enjoy! Or program a computer to enjoy for you.


PS in other news, the article that Jason Zinoman wrote about me in the NY Times prompted someone to write this article about me and the college application process.