LAW AND ORDER!
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"don't be a sword loser" -- fun thing to say at a duel, i bet
hearters gonna heart.
"will you denounce evil?"
"there are very fine people on both sides of good and evil"
why isn't everyone always talking about Armie Hammer's name is Armand Hammer and that's the same as the product, Arm & Hammer?
did everyone finish talking about it long ago? i feel like i'm not done yet.
Myq Kaplan is a comedian named Myq Kaplan. He is a 2010 Last Comic Standing Finalist and has appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman, The Tonight Show, Louie, and many other places that you might not care about. His CD, Vegan Mind Meld, was one of iTunes top ten best-selling comedy albums.
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