MILLION DOLLAR IDEA:
when a celebrity is trending, if they are dead, why not have some kind of "in memoriam" emoji to let us know, so there's no need to freak out every time
if they are alive, just have it also say "IS ALIVE"
(please send my million to whomever needs it)
Make America Moderate Again!
"these go to eleven" -- passover plagues today, now including corona
easter vs passover cliff's notes: jesus rises, bread doesn't. (but jesus IS bread.)
Myq Kaplan is a comedian named Myq Kaplan. He is a 2010 Last Comic Standing Finalist and has appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman, The Tonight Show, Louie, and many other places that you might not care about. His CD, Vegan Mind Meld, was one of iTunes top ten best-selling comedy albums.
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